Its Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a Day!!!

Mum and Dad woke up and gave me all my pressies. Sheets and Sheets of wrapping paper with metres of ribbon!!!! I spent ages stalking and hunting through the pile. They kept the stuff that it was all wrapped around. Suckers!!!!

Then we spent the rest of the morning with me running all over the place, stalking their toes under the bed covers. Heaps of Fun. Even managed to get the odd hiss out of Dessie. But my attempts to have a swipe at good old Simba's nose kept getting foiled by Mum and Dad. I mean to say, something that huge and covered with fur is just calling out to be paw whipped.

Mum, Dad and the boys popped out to go to the beach (I really did not want to go as the sand gets inbetween the pads and really irritates, besides someone had to stay behind and annoy Dessie).

But when they all got home, we went up to the top terrace of the section. I was a bit worried about being so far from the house, but everyone was there to look after me. It was really great fun!! Lots of new places to explore and new smells to discover.

Heres me striking my "Explorers Pose"

"Dr Livingston, I Presume"

Of course Dessie had to show up as well. So I decided to demonstrate to everyone how the climbing practice has been paying off. I do have to hold my climbing sessions when no one else is about as they seem rather protective of the curtains.

Have to say, Dessie did not seem to be too impressed for some reason. Whatever! I am the Kitten, I am the cute one!

Of course, I do push my luck somewhat. After a few attempts at trying to get to Mum and Dad's rather yummy looking Carrot Cake, Mum decided to go all Kangaroo-ish. Wrong country, Mum!

Then it was back down the hill to the house for some Christmas Dinner. I tell you, I had had such a time of it all, that I was too tuckered out to eat my share (which is actually Mums and Dads share, as it happens) that I just fell asleep.

Roll on New Year's I say!!! Party. Party, Party!!!!!

Later Dawgs!

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The Plan for World Domination, so far

Hi Fans!

Please forgive me if I suddenly drop off part way through, it has been quite a tiring time for a little kitten. It has been all go, go, go around here! So much to do, so many things to explore, so many animals to upset.

But more important things first, ME!! What have I been up to? Well, lets start at the beginning.

Attempts to integrate myself with the family are going well. I have been alternating between cuteness, devil and aloof (generally switching between all three within a split second and with no warning.

Keep them off balance, I say. Here is a little pictoral review of the first week.

Feeding time. Okay, so really it is not my food, but then again, can you prove it?

Trying to get on Dad's good side by showing an interest in books (hope he doesn't read my first post)

Practising my demonic powers by Firestarting, I mean, just a little kitten watching the flickering flames with an innocent, childlike fascination. Yes, thats right, now your eyelids are getting heavy. SLEEP!!! *click* welcome back, you must have dozed off.....

Catching up on my blogging. I so hope that I get a laptop for Christmas, or a cellphone at the very least (with pic texting ability)

Go on, Google '100 ways to pamper your kitten'

The dogs and I are reaching some areas of mutual benefits. i.e. They look out for me and in return Mum gives them treats to eat. Simba is the main bodyguard, following me around all the time, while Wolf is the more mothering type, making sure I have a hanky with me, you know the type.

Dessie is still coming to terms with the fact that I AM the cutest animal here. She is not hissing or making as big a fuss as in the beginning, so this means that I have to launch myself at her to get her all riled up now. Which of course, I do.

Nothing like a bit of conflict to keep the pot boiling. I am gearing myself up for a sneak attack on her the next time she is sleeping. No one will know when or where I will strike, thats part of the fun!!

I have got to stop humming the theme from Jaws though, as this does give the game away somewhat.

Anyway, later Peeps!

Well Hello and here I Am!!

Now i am just 8 weeks old at the moment so you must forgive me of all my misdemeanours and there will be many!

I am black! I am beautiful and I am BAD!!



But hey i am just soooooo cute dont you think!

Now which one should i shred (sorry meant read!!) first the paper around these hardbacks just calls to be removed!!



So what if i am addicted to caffeine! i expect you to share yours if i dont get my own!



Rat Roll!!! Uh Oh!!! dont think i was supposed to play with these!! She dont look too impressed from where i am lying!



Now this is more like it a practice piece so i can perfect the art before starting on the curtain scale! There are some REALLY nice curtains in this house they are just calling to me everytime i walk by, but i am in training so must build myself up to those in a week or so! Also the 'returns' policy on me will have passed so i may get away with more then!