OK as promised here is the weekly lesson in the form of 'Words Of The Week'. I expect you to read, understand and where necessary learn either the meaning and or the art of the word.
For the sake of this regular lesson you should know the following words used regularly in my explanations.
Subjects - These are your fellow house mates whom you are trying to educate. They may be humans, canines, adult felines (however be careful of them they usually have already undergone this training when they were kittens, so occasionally can out maneuver you) and other permanent members of the house hold. Be warned, never try these things out with guests, always be on your best behaviour with guests, they are your allies!!!
Students - You are the students, you are leaning an art form passed onto me from a higher power.
An Exercise - This can also be an activity, job, task etc anything that a subject may be doing at any given time.
Helping - to help someone is a 'good' exercise
In - well you should know what this means
Normal - you know, the 'usual' stuff
Daily - well you know what a day is don't you?
Exercises - see above explanation
Restrictively - No this means to 'almost' stop something for example an exercise, by playful or other means.
So to HINDER is to make any activity difficult to achieve in your presence and this can be further developed by you learning the art of HAMPERING.
Hinder - As already explained
All - well you should know what this means
Movements - when going from one place to another
Promoting - when you find or do something good, pass it on via educating, teaching to others
Extreme - heavy duty like the toughest
Resourcefulness - thinking on your feet of new ideas etc
Now listen here students, to learn the art of 'HAMPERING' is essential as it means that our fellow residents learn flexibility, motivation, patience and agility.
So how do we 'HAMPER' ?
Well this morning was a classic example, mum was changing the bed clothes. I decided to 'help!' (HAMPER). Why you ask did I say 'help' when we are actually doing the opposite and you want us to HAMPER. Well this my dear students is because we don't want our subjects to think we are being disruptive now do we, we want them thinking .....'ah how cute'!! So you see it is all about deception really. Well are you following me or do I have to explain these words as well? If your answer is yes then your homework tonight is to look those words up in a dictionary. I will give you the answers next week.
Disruptive =
Deception =
Anyway i decided that all of the pillowcases needed checking for insects and rubbish obviously, and then by entering the duvet outer with the duvet inner helped to ensure that it was able to move about inside the outer until the right shape was achieved of the duvet inner.
See below for photos showing the art. This particular form of HAMPERing is key and should be mastered ASAP.
Nb. This i have noted, is bed changing exercise a regular Friday occurrence, so you must make a note when your subjects follow this ritual so you may 'HAMPER'.
For the sake of this regular lesson you should know the following words used regularly in my explanations.
Subjects - These are your fellow house mates whom you are trying to educate. They may be humans, canines, adult felines (however be careful of them they usually have already undergone this training when they were kittens, so occasionally can out maneuver you) and other permanent members of the house hold. Be warned, never try these things out with guests, always be on your best behaviour with guests, they are your allies!!!
Students - You are the students, you are leaning an art form passed onto me from a higher power.
An Exercise - This can also be an activity, job, task etc anything that a subject may be doing at any given time.
Helping - to help someone is a 'good' exercise
In - well you should know what this means
Normal - you know, the 'usual' stuff
Daily - well you know what a day is don't you?
Exercises - see above explanation
Restrictively - No this means to 'almost' stop something for example an exercise, by playful or other means.
So to HINDER is to make any activity difficult to achieve in your presence and this can be further developed by you learning the art of HAMPERING.
Hinder - As already explained
All - well you should know what this means
Movements - when going from one place to another
Promoting - when you find or do something good, pass it on via educating, teaching to others
Extreme - heavy duty like the toughest
Resourcefulness - thinking on your feet of new ideas etc
Now listen here students, to learn the art of 'HAMPERING' is essential as it means that our fellow residents learn flexibility, motivation, patience and agility.
So how do we 'HAMPER' ?
Well this morning was a classic example, mum was changing the bed clothes. I decided to 'help!' (HAMPER). Why you ask did I say 'help' when we are actually doing the opposite and you want us to HAMPER. Well this my dear students is because we don't want our subjects to think we are being disruptive now do we, we want them thinking .....'ah how cute'!! So you see it is all about deception really. Well are you following me or do I have to explain these words as well? If your answer is yes then your homework tonight is to look those words up in a dictionary. I will give you the answers next week.
Disruptive =
Deception =
Anyway i decided that all of the pillowcases needed checking for insects and rubbish obviously, and then by entering the duvet outer with the duvet inner helped to ensure that it was able to move about inside the outer until the right shape was achieved of the duvet inner.
See below for photos showing the art. This particular form of HAMPERing is key and should be mastered ASAP.
Nb. This i have noted, is bed changing exercise a regular Friday occurrence, so you must make a note when your subjects follow this ritual so you may 'HAMPER'.
Your Mission Subjects is
Identify bed change day, and HAMPER. I want feedback from all of you on your success so I can evaluate your further training needs and personal development over the coming weeks.
Below are photos of this weeks 'Bed Making' HAMPERing session, as you can see I have perfected the art, so this is what you need to aspire to.
Remember the rules though.......
NO WILFUL DAMAGE unless it can be made to look accidental.
Accidental means you get an ahhhhhh or a 'silly puss' response as opposed to Intentional which means you will get chased and shouted at in an irate tone!
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